|Principal Joke||Teacher Jokes|
|Tell your principal? I dare you!
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son's room.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"Oh Mom, I don't want to go to school."
"Son, give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, the kids all hate me. Two, the teachers all hate me."
"Come on son, you have to go to school."
"Oh Mom, give me two good reasons why I need to go to school?"
"One, you are forty-four years old. Two, you are the Principal."
|Tell your teacher? I dare you!
School Thoughts to Ponder ~ You might have to say some out loud. Huh?
If the electricity goes off during a storm at a school, you'll be de-lighted.
Teachers who take attendance are absent-minded.
Math teachers have lots of problems.
Wearing glasses during math improves division.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
Your nose is in the scenter of your face.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed to make a good point.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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